Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people

“You’ll find I can be very persuasive.”
does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye
how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
